There's this bag of chocolate almonds right beside me that refuses to go away, so I'm going to help make it disappear. Also, I seemed to have lost my phone around my house. Isn't our dependence on technology sickening? It frightened me a little when I realized how frantic I was to find it. Now I'm resorting to my computer to distract myself.
I DISGUST MYSELF. But in all seriousness, I need to get out more instead of keeping my face plastered to this screen. Oh wait, I can't. Because it's too many degrees below zero outside and the snow is relentless. Build a snow fort, you say? Please. I'm 20 years old. Just kidding, I'd love to. Oh my god. I talk to myself too much.